T w e n t y S i d e d
Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may fall into the hands of children.
On the other hand, (assuming it’s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn’t a choking hazard. If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker:
WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE. DO NOT USE IN BATHTUB. AIM AWAY FROM FACE. IF CONTACT OCCURS WITH SKIN, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED.
Diablo III Retrospective
We were so upset by the server problems and real money auction that we overlooked just how terrible everything else is.
Silent Hill Turbo HD II
I was trying to make fun of how Silent Hill had lost its way but I ended up making fun of fighting games. Whatever.
Mass Effect 3 Ending Deconstruction
Did you dislike the ending to the Mass Effect trilogy? Here's my list of where it failed logically, thematically, and tonally.
A Star is Born
Remember the superhero MMO from 2009? Neither does anyone else. It was dumb. So dumb I was compelled to write this.
Final Fantasy X
A game about the ghost of an underwater football player who travels through time to save the world from a tick that controls kaiju satan. Really.
WARNING: Keep away from your parents. Lightsaber blades and use of the Force in general is dangerous for fathers, mothers, their physical safety and their mental health.
I mean, it’s not like *she’s* in any danger from that thing…
If swallowed, contact local carpet cleaners immediately.
Do not step on, drop, fondle, ingest, or hug.